I am going to be periodically posting some of the funny things my littlest brother has said over the years. Ever since 2004, when Bernard was three, he has (as many children do) come up with the funniest pronunciations, misunderstandings, and concepts. I have kept a faithful record of them, so that the family can all look back and have a good laugh! But since laughter is a gift from God, I decided to share some of the best ones here on my blog. Here is the first installment-- read, laugh loud, and enjoy!
Bernard's Funny Words: 2004
Tripod: Triffle- Pie (He came up with this one when he first saw the gadget I was using to take photos with.)
Chemistry: Caz-mery (Liz and I were taught chem lab by Dad at night, which he found extremely interesting)
Thermometer: Ferm-ed-mod-or (A difficult word for children...)
Restaurant: Ressen-hunt (It took us forever to figure out what he meant!)
Chinese Buffet: Chinee Duffay (He fell in love with Chinese food then, and loves it still!)
Ham Fest: Hamcuff Fest (He thought you were supposed to buy handcuffs there?)
Marshmallow: Marsh-eddow or Marshyellow
Bolts: Boltatins (Why did he make it harder to say than it actually was?)
Guitar: Cundar
Mushroom: Rush-room
Hercules: Pork-you-leeze
Sausage: Shaw-shedge
Immaculate Mary: Immac-you-love Mary (the cutest! I'm sure that made Our Lady smile!)
LOL.
ReplyDeleteThis is absolutely hilarious. Made me burst out laughing in the library... Thanks, Natalie :)
My favorite is Pork-you-leeze and Immac-you-love Mary :)
Bernard is a cutie.