Friday, November 27, 2009

In Bernard's Words II

As Bernard grew to age four, his vocabulary increased as well. This, of course, led to even funnier mispronunciations! I hope the reader enjoys this sequel of 'In Bernard's Words'.

Words
Police car: Peace car (which, come to think of it, is quite true)

Delicious: Alicious

Salami: S’mommy

Alphabet: Awfulbet (it was awful when he had to learn it, so I'm not surprised at this word!)

Stomach ache: Stomach hake

Hot dog: Dot Dog

Chex Mix: Chets Mitts or Chek Mik

Ornaments: Orderments or Ormamints (quite a tongue twister for little tots)

Moustache: Moose-tash

Raffle ticket: Rifle ticket

Bowling: Bowling Pinning

Instructions: Strutchins

Host: Holster (I remember him saying: "And when the priest lifts up the holster...")

Meat Loaf: Meef loaf

Cappuccino: Chabb-ed-chino (Yes, he liked cappuccino at age four!)

(Lego Villian) Baron Von Baron: Bing Bong Baron

Vocabulary: Kibillary

Feliz Navidad: A-neez Na-Nee-Na

One-Liners
His name for our neck massager: Head Machine

When he tried to read the label of our ‘Spicy Cider’: Spikey… drink

When there was a king inside his building: “It’s kingerful”

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