As Bernard grew to age four, his vocabulary increased as well. This, of course, led to even funnier mispronunciations! I hope the reader enjoys this sequel of 'In Bernard's Words'.
Words
Police car: Peace car (which, come to think of it, is quite true)
Delicious: Alicious
Salami: S’mommy
Alphabet: Awfulbet (it was awful when he had to learn it, so I'm not surprised at this word!)
Stomach ache: Stomach hake
Hot dog: Dot Dog
Chex Mix: Chets Mitts or Chek Mik
Ornaments: Orderments or Ormamints (quite a tongue twister for little tots)
Moustache: Moose-tash
Raffle ticket: Rifle ticket
Bowling: Bowling Pinning
Instructions: Strutchins
Host: Holster (I remember him saying: "And when the priest lifts up the holster...")
Meat Loaf: Meef loaf
Cappuccino: Chabb-ed-chino (Yes, he liked cappuccino at age four!)
(Lego Villian) Baron Von Baron: Bing Bong Baron
Vocabulary: Kibillary
Feliz Navidad: A-neez Na-Nee-Na
One-Liners
His name for our neck massager: Head Machine
When he tried to read the label of our ‘Spicy Cider’: Spikey… drink
When there was a king inside his building: “It’s kingerful”
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